It did not look like this one. This one would be more fun to bounce on but as it’s probably made of vinyl and stuffing, I don’t think it would be as tasty as dad’s hamburglers. Also, judging by the title (“Floor Burger”), I don’t think it’s very hygienic. Especially as he has been sitting on the floor since 1962.
Forty nine year rule? Hmm. Perhaps not.
So… What did everyone else have for dinner? Has someone made wacky art out of it?