Freshly pressed today was a post called “I’m always hungry” on a blog called Fooditude talking about how celebrities on diets are always hungry because they’re starving themselves. Anyway, someone called Miles Davis said this:
“I’m starting to believe our societal food habits developed too quickly for our bodies…maybe we’re still supposed to eat like the friggin’ hunter-gatherers…?”
Good call Miles. And I’m a big fan of your tunes.
This inspired a flash of inspiration (does that even make sense?) as to the next big fad diet. Following the example of only the best known hunter and gatherer of modern times:
That’s right… The Bear Grylls diet!!
It goes a little something like this:
Breakfast: 1 large, slimy grub (Hakuna Matata!), assorted roots.
Lunch: 1 fish, sashimi style. Various shrubbery.
Dinner: 1 zebra fillet (raw).
and don’t forget to drink plenty of fluids!
There would be a lot less overweight people if this is how we had to eat. And drink. Just saying.